Arsenal are appealing against Eduardo’s ban too.
Both bans will be reduced (you read it here first). Don’t be surprised if the words “suspended” appear too – but sadly not of the banning variety, more of the ‘suspended sentence’ type.
Remember that scene in the Indiana Jones movie? Indiana runs after the sword-wielding natives with his gun… until they realise he has no bullets, and chase the terrified Indy into the distance.
Remind you of anything? Fifa and Uefa shout loudly but have no bullets…